Weekend in China

I wanted some authentic moo goo gai pan, so I flew to China this weekend in my modified Miata.

It took some doing to configure the wings and get FAA approval, but I finally did it.

The delicious MGGP was worth the effort.

Hey Trudy, doesn't it look like I'm wearing a funny hat?

Parisian Grandpa!

Wow! It would be a blast to bring Kori here! This would be like giant Tinker Toys for her!

Although, any grandpa worth his salt could build her one of these out of a matchstick and a rubberband. That's what I'll do. Instead of bringing her here, I'll just build her one in Oregon!

Bonjour, Trudy! Comment vas tu?! (Look at me! I'm speaking french!)

Trailer To Africa

I've been looking for a way to test out my trailer and heard about the giant Baobab trees in Africa. Perfect!


It was hard to get it over there, but you should have seen how well my trailer worked to haul those things to the city! The natives had never seen anything like it!


Hey Trudy, doesn't it look like I have 2 giant antlers?

Partying with the Parrotheads

Jimmy wanted me to sit in with the band this weekend, so he flew me to Tahiti.

The scenery was great, but mixing on a board that lives out in the salty air was no fun.

I swear, if I hear Margaritaville one more time....

Hey Trudy, doesn't it look like I have feathers coming out of my head?

Onstage as Brave Sir Robin in Spam-a-Lot

Really, it is difficult to be this much in demand. I gave into the pressure to do a single appearance as Brave Sir Robin. I learned the lyrics on the plane...

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,T o have his kneecaps split and his body burned awayAnd his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out. And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged..."

Hey Trudy, doesn't it look like I'm wearing a dress? (I tried to get them to let me wear one of my 7 blue shirts you got me!)

Prime Project Management

Hey, you won't believe this one! Here I am at my last project, and guess what I did right after this picture was taken??? THAT'S RIGHT!! I pulled the fire alarm!!! It was a riot!! LOL!!

Then, since I was standing right there, I pulled out the extinguisher and started spraying that lady looking at me! BIGGER LOL!!

Hey, Trudy, guess what...I have on my "professional underoos" again!

Skiing in the Alps

Whoa! It's cold here! But don't the mountains look like a giant coconut cake? Man...I wish I had some coconut cake!

I also wish I could try going down this mountain on my scooter. Oh well...skis this time...

Hey Trudy, next time pack my scooter!