Onstage as Brave Sir Robin in Spam-a-Lot

Really, it is difficult to be this much in demand. I gave into the pressure to do a single appearance as Brave Sir Robin. I learned the lyrics on the plane...

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,T o have his kneecaps split and his body burned awayAnd his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out. And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged..."

Hey Trudy, doesn't it look like I'm wearing a dress? (I tried to get them to let me wear one of my 7 blue shirts you got me!)